Author: Catgamer

All I can say is that I’m a compulsive cynic, talker, reader, self-confessed writer and gamer. Until recently, one of the 1% of the Western population without a Facebook (now there’s 0.99% of them. Sorry, guys.) - follow me there shall you feel the urge. Because I always found it difficult to stay serious for a period longer than 10 minutes, my columns will concern games, but not only that, and there will be plenty of occasions to go offtopic – which is another thing I love to do. Join me in meowing about games.
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Call of Duty: Black Ops Sets a New Record

 Catgamer  11/15/2010  1 Comment on Call of Duty: Black Ops Sets a New Record

Will, I’ve got a haunting feeling that our masks are being laughed at. Much could be anticipated after one of the most palpitation-inducing, long-winded advertising…

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The Good, The Bad and The Italian – Mafia II PC Review

 Catgamer  11/02/2010  4 Comments on The Good, The Bad and The Italian – Mafia II PC Review

 The feel of Mafia II is that of a more uplifting, Hollywood-style Godfather with Elvis Presley for a soundtrack and GTA San Andreas as the…

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Release of Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood Delayed For PC

 Catgamer  10/22/2010  1 Comment on Release of Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood Delayed For PC

Motley Crew’s hairspray days were definitely over.   I feel a bit shattered. Which is better than feeling my life is over, a state I…

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5 Reasons Why: Monopoly is Bad Stuff

 Catgamer  09/27/2010

I don’t have solicitors. I don’t even have a solicitor. But in the frequent cases when companies were a bit too eager to dig into…

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STEAM(NOT NECCESARILY ALWAYS)WORKS: Why I’m not buying

 Catgamer  09/12/2010

There were games like Resident Evil 4 for PC which needed a patch and updates just to come close to running, a gem of an…

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The Geek Revival: Why I Love Lara

 Catgamer  09/06/2010  3 Comments on The Geek Revival: Why I Love Lara

Some radical feminists accused miss Lara of being a yet another walking proof of deeply rooted sexism in our (pop)culture – a woman oozing sex appeal, apparently strong but of course looked at mostly due to her incredible physique and looks. To those feminists, I therefore announce: doing acrobatics fifty feet in the air with an MK assault rifle, with a large behind is an inconvenience, to say the least. Do reconsider, ladies.

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