I Am Alive

Ubisoft’s survival-action game impressed many last year with its post-apocalyptic parkour action, but nary a word has been spoken since.

Indiana Jones and the Staff of Kings

Lucasarts was noticeably low key at this years event. They didn’t have a booth on the show floor, saving all of their stuff for a private meeting room in the upper hallways of the LA Convention Center. But Dr. Jones wasn’t in there, nor was he spotted anywhere in Nintendo or Sony’s booth alongside the other high-profile third party titles. This is especially worrying since the game ships this week! Where is Shortround when you need him?

Penny Arcade: On The Rainslick Precipice of Darkness: Episode 3

Another episodic title that was nowhere to be seen, this next chapter of the Penny Arcade saga was as difficult to find as a fruitf*cker in a grocery store. I’m betting that this one will be in hiding until PAX.

Pikmin 3

Despite the massive enthusiasm gathered after last year’s Pikmin 3 reveal by Mr. Miyamoto, not a smidgen of new information was given this year. Will we ever see you again, Captain Olimar?

Portal 2

See my Half-Life passage above, except add much less restraint and far more tears. We know that its being worked on and we are sure that it will blow minds, but that’s it. Need this now please.