We’ve been trying to keep you up-to-date on publisher announcements about what games are going to be shown at E3, but today’s list from EA may push me to my very limits. The publishing giant is bringing 38 games to the show across all manner of platforms, including the iPod, iPhone, iTissue Box, and iColostomy Bag. I won’t list out every single game here, but the rundown is still going to be quite long, so you may want to grab a sandwich and stretch out a bit first. Once you’re properly warmed up, begin your downward scrolling action.

• Dead Space
• FaceBreaker
• Hasbro Family Game Night
• Littlest Pet Shop
• Madden NFL ’09
• Mercenaries 2: World in Flames
• Mirror’s Edge
• Tiger Woods PGA Tour ’09
• MySims Kingdom
• Spore
• Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning
• Command & Conquer Red Alert 3
• Crysis Warhead
• Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
• The Lord of the Rings: Conquest
• NBA Live ’09
• NCAA Football ’09
• Skate It
• Rock Band 2
• Left 4 Dead

I’m starting to wonder if EA is just emptying out their offices and bringing everything they have to the convention center. Next year, E3 is going to be held in EA corporate headquarters, just to save everyone a bit of trouble.

The good news for you all is that TGR is going to be getting our grubby little hands all over the games in EA’s booth, so we’ll bring you our hands-on impressions for a bunch of those game (be ready for our breathless coverage of Littlest Pet Shop). E3 is only three days away, and we’re bringing you top to bottom coverage of gaming’s biggest event.