I’m sorry our (adjective) readers. We are currently busy attempting to (verb) awesome (noun) for you all. Right now we are having very little (noun) as your (noun) keeps crashing. We have been seeing some (adjective) (noun). I’m sure you’re (adjective) but we are really working (adjective). This is a noun for us. I’m sorry we are not very (adjective). Hopefully this was a decent (noun) to apologize.

In a more serious note we will be starting to get coverage going strong tonight:

Nintendo Press Conference
Microsoft Press Conference
Ubisoft Press Conference
Sony Press Conference
EA Press Conference