Those funny chaps over at Rare have decided to join in on the action for April Fools. For a while now people have been dying to find out any trickle of information on Rare’s platformer. Earlier today, Rare answered, but there is a catch! There’s always a catch. Rare posted 5 different storylines on their website, and 1 of them is true. They are not going to reveal for sometime which one is true, which leaves us with even more speculation. I bet they are having a right old laugh over there. Below are the five rumors as by posted by Rare.

Rumor One: Banjo and Grunty team up against a new threat, falling in love in the process.
Sexy post-transformation Grunty makes a return and proves irresistible to our heroic bear, much to Kazooie’s disgust. Can the mismatched trio defeat their fire-breathing foe?

Rumor Two: Kazooie is abducted by aliens and Banjo heads out to search the cosmos.
Partway through his low-gravity exploits, he discovers who’s taken her... and it’s a familiar face from the Rare archives who has been ’turned to the green side’ by Grunty.

Rumor Three: Banjo and Kazooie travel back through time in pursuit of the witch’s giant T.I.T.
Grunty drives her Time Interfering Truck back to before the bear and bird met. The duo must reintroduce themselves and relearn everything they know in a completely new way!

Rumor Four: Banjo comes out of retirement to stop his home being redeveloped into tower blocks and malls.
To end the struggle, a capricious higher power engineers a bear/witch showdown through worlds of the imagination – with Spiral Mountain’s ownership deeds going to the victor.

Rumor Five: War comes to Spiral Mountain, and Banjo becomes a reluctant leader.
Ever seen a Jinjo Tank? Or Grunty’s Grappling Grenadier Grunts? You will when you take on our innovative RTS-platformer hybrid campaign.

Personally, I’m putting my money on rumor three, the time travel element. What do you guys think? Leave your thoughts in the forum.

Source: http://www.rareware.com/company/news.html